Wife: I was going to stop eating so much bacon but then I ordered a sandwich with bacon on it.
Me: Yes but it's Vacation Bacon, which is only half as bad for you.
You know me, I don't like to complain.
Wife: I was going to stop eating so much bacon but then I ordered a sandwich with bacon on it.
Me: Yes but it's Vacation Bacon, which is only half as bad for you.
