You know me, I don't like to complain

Here’s My List of Things It’s Okay to Eat…:

Chick: Don’t eat that!
Guy: Why? What did you do to it?
Chick: Nothing! It’s just been all over the table!
Guy: [Silently eats it.]
Chick: Oh my god. I’m never hooking up with you!

There is a guy in my office that says he’ll eat pizza that has been sitting out for a couple of days. He insists that this is fine because it has been cooked already.

I think he is insane.

I have a strict 24 hour policy on food. If it has been cooked, ordered, opened, or has been touched by a human, it must be consumed within 24 hours.